He lives in the hundred acre wood
So anyone would think his life is good
but Toby has a million things to do
‘What’s that noise
a bird or kangaroo?’
He has to be alert to every threat
if he could just chase butterflies
his life would be perfect!
But Toby needs to stand guard day and night
Dingo’s and goanna’s make him run away in fright
Then there’s all those screeching cockatoos
the kookaburra’s laugh at him
Oh what’s a cat to do?
Rats and bats are driving Toby nuts
sometimes he stays up all night
just protecting us!
Toby is a very stressed out cat
And that’s the reason why our Toby’s fat!